A good friend of mine from Europe is constantly poking fun at me for being Canadian. He sent me a huge list of Temperature Conversions. I love them!! I’ll share a few at a time …
The Official Canadian Temperature Conversion Chart
50° Fahrenheit (10° C)
–Californians shiver uncontrollably.
–Canadians plant gardens.
35° Fahrenheit (1.6° C)
–Italian cars won’t start.
–Canadians drive with the windows down and still wear shorts and T-shirts.
32° Fahrenheit (0° C)
–American water freezes.
–Canadians have the last cookout of the season.
0° Fahrenheit (-17.9 ° C)
–New York City landlords finally turn on the heat.
–Canadian Girl Guides still sell cookies door-to-door.
-60° Fahrenheit (-51° C)
–Santa Claus abandons the North Pole.
–Canadians pull down their earflaps.
-109.9° Fahrenheit (-78.5° C)
–Carbon dioxide freezes, makes dry ice.
–Canadians get frustrated when they can’t thaw the keg.
-173° Fahrenheit (-114° C)
–Ethyl alcohol freezes.
–Canadians get a day off from work to go tobogganing.
-459.67° Fahrenheit (-273.15° C)
–Absolute zero; all atomic motion stops.
–Canadians start saying “Cold, eh?”
-500° Fahrenheit (-295° C)
–Hell freezes over.
–The Toronto Maple Leafs win the Stanley Cup.